متن های بلند طنز / بهترین متن طنز [پیشنهادی]

🤣 bought a banana; it cost 11,000 tomans!

I peeled it, put it on the scale, and weighed it.

I multiplied the weight of the peel by 11,000, then divided it by the weight of the whole banana;

The price of the peel was 4,500 tomans!

Nothing else; I ate the peel too!!!!!!!
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🤣My dad was so angry that he called me and said, "Son, bring me that toothbrush we use to clean sheep's teeth." I asked which one? He said it was the same orange one you use to brush your teeth with.🤣

🤣Once I was driving on the north road; once a cow jumped in the middle of the road
I slammed on the brakes and started to complain a lot
I started to honk; I saw the same thing standing in the middle of the road
The same goat was looking at me; I mean, I was caught in its gripI walked over and saw a cow. It looked at me, at the animal crossing sign; then it shook its head in regret and walked away:"🤣

🤣There had been an accident on the road…
Everyone had gathered
I also wanted to see the scene up close
I shouted from the other side
I said: Get over here, my father!!
When I arrived, I saw that the one lying in the street was a donkey!!
Nothing else, in the middle of the road, several ladies and gentlemen were martyred to the highest degree due to the severity of their laughter……
Baala….🤣