متن های طنز / جدیدترین متن طنز [تیر 1405]

🤣My dad was so angry that he called me and said, "Son, bring me that toothbrush we use to clean sheep's teeth." I asked which one? He said it was the same orange one you use to brush your teeth with.🤣

🤣Before marriage, they write all kinds of love poems about their lover's hair

After marriage, if a strand of their lover's hair is in their food, they will swallow it with a spoon🤣

The donkey prayed for its owner to die
So that he could get rid of his donkey life
:The owner thought of the donkey and said
O donkey!! With my death, someone else will own you; pray for your liberation, get out of your donkeyness

The story of these days of the traitorThe story of these days of the traitor

Last night, my brother was delirious and screaming in his sleep... I went to the room and saw my father on top of his head. I said, wake him up! He says let him see his nightmare, he gives so much money for DVDs, buys scary movies, let him see 3D