متن های شاد / جدیدترین متن شاد [شهریور 1405]

🤣 bought a banana; it cost 11,000 tomans!

I peeled it, put it on the scale, and weighed it.

I multiplied the weight of the peel by 11,000, then divided it by the weight of the whole banana;

The price of the peel was 4,500 tomans!

Nothing else; I ate the peel too!!!!!!!
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🤣 bought a banana; it cost 11,000 tomans!

I peeled it, put it on the scale, and weighed it.

I multiplied the weight of the peel by 11,000, then divided it by the weight of the whole banana;

The price of the peel was 4,500 tomans!

Nothing else; I ate the peel too!!!!!!!
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🤣Our neighbor is banging her fist on the wall at 2:30 in the morning.🤣

𝓫ِــ𝓴𝓱َـ𝓷𝓭𝓲 𝓶ــ𝓲𝓰𝔃َ𝓻𝓮𝓱 ✿ 𝓷َـ𝓴𝓱َ𝓷𝓭𝓲 𝓱َ𝓶 𝓶ــ𝓲𝓰𝔃َ𝓻𝓮𝓱 ✯𝓱

Peace be upon you, my rose, whose end is only God!