متن های شاد / جدیدترین متن شاد [مرداد 1405]

🤣Once I was driving on the north road; once a cow jumped in the middle of the road
I slammed on the brakes and started to complain a lot
I started to honk; I saw the same thing standing in the middle of the road
The same goat was looking at me; I mean, I was caught in its gripI walked over and saw a cow. It looked at me, at the animal crossing sign; then it shook its head in regret and walked away:"🤣

🤣 bought a banana; it cost 11,000 tomans!

I peeled it, put it on the scale, and weighed it.

I multiplied the weight of the peel by 11,000, then divided it by the weight of the whole banana;

The price of the peel was 4,500 tomans!

Nothing else; I ate the peel too!!!!!!!
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🤣 bought a banana; it cost 11,000 tomans!

I peeled it, put it on the scale, and weighed it.

I multiplied the weight of the peel by 11,000, then divided it by the weight of the whole banana;

The price of the peel was 4,500 tomans!

Nothing else; I ate the peel too!!!!!!!
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🤣Our neighbor is banging her fist on the wall at 2:30 in the morning.🤣

𝓫ِــ𝓴𝓱َـ𝓷𝓭𝓲 𝓶ــ𝓲𝓰𝔃َ𝓻𝓮𝓱 ✿ 𝓷َـ𝓴𝓱َ𝓷𝓭𝓲 𝓱َ𝓶 𝓶ــ𝓲𝓰𝔃َ𝓻𝓮𝓱 ✯𝓱